Born at young age, then it was all downhill. Changed name from DoctorLew to TheRealDoctorLew after a hacker stole my identity, but downhill course continued unabated. Life goal: To live until my age exceeds my cholesterol level. I therefore avoid Lipitor.

Stamping Out Death and Disease

Arguing with HMO flunkies, cooking, growing tomatoes, wine snobbery, sitdown comedy, using Latin phrases in casual conversation, dyslexia, searching for the cure for penicillin, and memory lapses.